Kitkats are not infinite

those smooth curved veined greens,
________that
____________fell
_______from
____________the
_______ tree

onto the bench of
____love, life and laughter:

did they sit by you?

because they left me
while I was
perched
______and struggling
___to
_________keep
ba___lanced
on the pine's stressed branches.
JY MYSELF FOR MATH & CHEM LECTURE TESTS + SPEECH!

What happens when you try to read your mail during free period

Your teachers have a go at your work attitude.

WE HEARTZ PUNS

C: No evil strawberries!
Woo: But my evil strawberries are nice!
C: ...
Woo: Jhosy likes them!
Woo proceeds to draw an evil strawberry on Jhosy's math notes
C: So you have a fan!
Woo: And Kaylene thinks they're cute *smugly*
C: ...
C: So you have two fans!
Woo: It's so cold in here.

Less napkins More Planet

Hello i have no idea how to consume five lollipops and three handfuls of assorted chocolates without getting constipated for the rest of my life. But THANKS FOR ALL YOUR LURVEX <3

I overslept on the 963 and ended up at BP Plaza, was about to drag myself to the opposite bus stop and my throat was so parched and I swear our school's watercooler filters are useless when i saw those DARK GREEN UMBRELLAS and the mermaid (!!!)

So BP has Starbucks and WM has stupid miserable coffee bean bleh. I got this coffee frappucino with extra cream and the guy at the counter gave me this free sample of blueberry muffin (and you know how much muffins cost there). Made it a point to get my coffee fixes from there next time (: I put obscene amounts of chocolate powder in my whipped cream - and sat down to watch a quarrel over power plugs from those laptop addicts in the shop.

Meh I KNOW Starbucks keeps their frigging taps on 24/7 but I don't really care because I love their service; there is nothing like cheery or at least, pretend-cheery people to make my fridays better, and Coffee Bean NEVER gets my name spelt right. STB replaced their plush white serviettes with 100% recycled brown papery napkins and I think thats enough.

So I dip Huiyee's chocolate chip cookies into my frapp and I think of Christofu's cookies and how they taste like those Famous Amos ones and how he could actually like rival Famous A with Chris' Cookies hah! Well may cupids come onto you and i hope the arrows come out on the other side!

JIAYOU FOR LECTURE TESTS!

it'll catch up with you, it will

Today my sister, all of five years old clambered onto my dad's laps at the living room table while he was watching telly and asked:

"Daddy, can you help me make a yahoo?"

"What yahoo?"
"A yahoo email! Amandy wants to send me a peekture tomorrow."

Everybody: WHAT?

Chelsea Chan
5 Years 7 Months
barbie-diamondcastle@yahoo.com.sg

?! She can't even spell 'internet' and she has a yahoo already.

I spent about hundred dollabees on things this and last month, I love Wetseal they sell amazingly cheap pee-in-your-pants hobobags (5 USD!), dresses from Hollyhoque, new wallet so I finally graduate from using my flimsy pouch and more ugh. WATCH THE MONEY WATCH THE MONEY. My horrible weakness is that I xoxo cheap things and I end up buying loads of either the same thing just to get the different colours (like my flats I keep buying them because I found those unbelievably cheap ones at Bugis/Mondo) or I just buy them because well you could always use another one you know, for gifts? My mother reminded me that I bought 7 handbags from the ONE boutique while on holiday simply because I thought the prices were really worth it! They were, okay (:

And my archives are here dont ask me anymore!

rake the leaves of repercussion

your mind seems to run away
detaches itself excruciatingly
bit by bit
unnoticed.

hard work makes a man:
is it,
really?

we have places we want to be
but the thunder strikes
and

no body notices
that something is wrong.

ran away with no one

gradual fades
tiny, tiny mistakes
lost chances
never return

do they.